2.29.2012

Associations

I can't embed this video, but you should watch it. There are so, so many things right about it. (Petey, you must watch this). The best part is when they start singing, about 0:47.


I want to play a game called Associations. Let me give you some background: in photography right now we're working on building a typology (I chose soda machines, but that's beside the point). We pick one object and photograph it in the exact same way so that the photos become all about the object. But a lot of the time we talk about why an object or place is important and its relevance to our lives. In short: our associations.

One girl did a typology of porches and it got me thinking... about porches. I associate porches with holiday decorations, mail and packages, dirty shoes and cats. But not everyone has those connections, so I was wondering what yours are.
What do you associate with porches?
Alleyways?
Gas pumps?
Mailboxes?
Ivy?
Shopping carts?

This really is just out of curiosity. We have some pretty intense discussions in class, but we're art students--we  don't think straight all the time.


On another note... happy Leap Day tomorrow!
If you haven't watched last week's episode of 30 Rock ("Leap Day"), then you most definitely should. It makes Leap Day seem like the new Christmas. And if you don't want to watch it, at least wear blue and yellow.
Blue and yellow.


[Singing]: "Leap Day William, Leap Day William, bursting from the sea.
Will he bring his bucket of sweets for mom and pop and me?"

"Did you not grow up with Leap Day William?! He lives in the Mariana Trench.
He emerges every four years to trade children's tears for candy."

"You are missing out. Every four years you get a magical extra day.
 A day to do the things you normally wouldn't do. A day to take chances!"

2.28.2012

Deal or Steal

Let's play a game called deal or steal.


12 watercolor pencils
Original price: $6
Sale: $2
I saved: $4
DEAL.















Oil paints
Yellow, original price: $11
Green, original price: $8
Black, original price: $4.32
Burnt umber, original price: $6
Sale price, all: $0.99
I saved: $27.34
STEAL.

Watercolors
Original price: $3
Sale: $0.79
I saved: $6.63
DEAL.















Pure squirrel hair brush
Original price: $20
Sale: $0.99
I saved: $19.01
STEAL.

















Pure red sable fan brush
Original price: $27.99
Sale: $0.99
I saved: $27
DOUBLE STEAL.

Other brushes
Original price: $40.47
Sale: $0.99/each. 
I saved: $35.52 on five.
STEAL.














And since the lady rang me up kind of weird, I ended up paying a grand total of only $12.40.
I saved $120 on art supplies today. Likeohmigosh! I basically robbed the bookstore.

Obviously this is the highlight of my day. And week. And probably month. I'm so stingy with money that I can't help but pat myself on the back.
WINNING.

2.15.2012

Hi. Hello.

Hi. Hello.

I know my life isn't interesting enough to warrant a post everyday, but I s'pose I will tell you random stuff.

I went to the USU-NMSU game last Saturday with Jenna. We lost, but at halftime Jean's Golden Girls performed. You know, that group of 50 to 94-year-olds that jazz dance at halftime. Jenna commented that "watching me watch them was like watching me watch my dreams unfold." She may have said it a little more gracefully, but I have the vocabulary of a Canadian, sorry. (Double 30 Rock reference bonus!)
The best website I've found all year.

If you can't tell, I've been watching a lot of 30 Rock recently. The plus side to project-based homework (drawing, gluing a crapload of hexagon modules together, etc.) is that I can watch TV on Netflix while working on it. I find this magnificent.

On Sunday our ward had a linger longer. The only thing I wanted was grapes. So I got half a plate of grapes and then... everything else.

I've been listening to a lot of Flogging Molly lately. Fabulous stuff, if you're into the whole Irish Rock thing. And because my neighbor stays up until ludicrous times, I put my iPod dock against the wall and put Flogging Molly on repeat (I figured this was on the opposite side of the spectrum from country music).

Have you ever had that elastic string on your underwear that you can't break off? This morning went like this:

  • Pull plastic string. It unwinds more.
  • Look at dresser. See scissors and X-acto knife.
  • Pick X-acto knife up and try to cut string.
  • It unwinds more.
  • Slash at string again.
  • It unwinds more.
  • Slash at string yet again. 
  • Sink knife blade into finger.
I used the scissors in the end. I also got a paper cut in photography.

A guy in one of my classes not only likes Futurama but quoted Incubus in class on Tuesday. I find this impressive. Did you know that my favorite Futurama character is Dr. Zoidberg? I only mention this because it drives Katy nuts. Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!

Eeeeuhhhhharrrrrghhh?

I got my 4x5 film slides today. 

Over and out,

Sarah.

1.30.2012

Spectrum



Absolutely gorgeous; like all her songs.

Listen to her. Listen. To all of it. Every one of her songs. Every single one.

Ballkicking

Two things:














I finished Bossypants.
Tina Fey is my spirit doppleganger.

And...

I'm going to kill my neighbor. I can't sleep when he's talking because his voice is so low it rattles my brain. Tonight I had the unfortunate thought to take 1.5 Ambiens (that, folks, is a lot) because it'd put me to sleep easier because he wouldn't shut up. Well, my medicine didn't work through his blaring conversation, so now I'm in a state of funkiness. This is due to my excessive dosage coupled with not actually being asleep. I feel half-baked in the brain and am a proud new owner of a massive headache. It's also starting to feel like my arms and hands are doing what they want. This happens; don't worry. The most important thing is that I'm going to kick my neighbor in the 'nads.

1.21.2012

I can do stuff, too!

I'm going to clarify something-- I'm not a fan of crafts. I am not a fan of obnoxious DIY home decor. This is one reason I think Pinterest is super annoying, unless used for repinning Harry Potter quotes. So when you look through this blog, don't think I perused Pinterest for hours, because I most certainly did not.


T-Shirt Screen Printing


I saw Taylor's blog post about freezer paper stenciling and I immediately wanted to make a million shirts for myself. I instead had to wait until the end of the semester to make them for Mary for Christmas.

First thing, get materials.
  • Tulip brand fabric paint. Use matte, not glossy. I had matte black and glossy white and the matte was so much better.
  • Uh, a shirt. I got two for $5 at Jo-Ann's.
  • Freezer paper. I found it at Walmart for $6-ish, but if you want some, I've got like 99 ft. left. Please use mine.
  • Sponge brushes.
  • X-acto knife, or in my case, a small box cutter blade. 

I made two shirts simultaneously, so don't get confused by the pictures.



















First things first, find or make a pattern. Trace it onto the non-glossy side of the freezer paper.















Cut it out. Be precise and take your time.
My stupid pattern took forever.

PS, I made this pattern. 























Save all the pieces! Depending on your pattern, they might be crucial.



















Iron it on the shirt with a low heat setting.
Make sure it's in the exact spot you want it-- a lot of people design shirts and place the pattern too high. I put the shirts on, held the pattern up and marked the top and bottom of the paper with masking tape.
Also, make sure it's straight.



















Paint 'em up. Put a piece of cardboard in between the shirt layers just in case it seeps through.
And like Taylor said: don't use wet brushes.



















Painting tip: light colors need multiple coats. I believe the white I used required 5 coats.















Another fabulous tip: start with light colors! I already knew this, but ignored it anyway. It made it much more difficult when I painted the 9 3/4 shirt. So if you don't want to go insane, start with light colors and then dark colors.





















Lay flat to dry for about 4 hours.




To finish up, put a cloth over your finished product and iron over the design on low heat. This helps the paint to seal to the shirt so your hard work won't go down the drain (pun intended. Mwhaha).

Recap:

  • Iron all your edges down. It makes life easier.
  • Use multiple coats of paint.
  • Be patient and don't peel it off too soon. It takes a long time to dry.
  • Iron the finished product (make sure there's a cloth in between the paint and the iron)!

Tea Cup Candles

I did not take any pictures of actually making the candles, but it was super easy.

Materials:
  • Tea cups. Go to DI, seriously. I got three for less than $1.50. I saw a lot of matching cups, but I chose to do an eclectic mix instead.
  • Candle wax. I know you can buy chunks of candle wax, but I found mine at DI. They have a whole section of candles, so either buy one or two big candles that smell good or buy a pack of tea candles. I bought a pack of 12 cinnamon apple tea candles (unused!) for $1.50. It was a great deal.
  • Wicks. Either buy wick material or use the wicks in the candle you bought. We couldn't use 12 little wicks, so we had to make wicks out of an old, unused mop we had. This is more difficult because you have to make sure the wick is made out of the right stuff.

The steps? Just melt the wax, place the wick in the candle and pour the hot wax into the cups. We used our outside grill stove and an old, crappy pot to melt the wax in. We dipped the wicks in the wax, wrapped them around sticks and placed them across the tops of the cups. This makes the wicks stand up straight while the wax dries. 








Recycled Vinyl Wall Decor:
(or Record Bowls)


This project was my favorite. But it was also the hardest and most time-consuming.
Jenna taught me how to make record bowls. They're super easy.
You can make a simple record bowl, but I wanted to try something new. I ventured into the land of recycled vinyl wall decor and it was much harder than it looked.

Materials:

  • Records/vinyl. DI has a section of these. Don't get 45's (the small records) because you can't do anything with them.
  • Scissors. Thick, sturdy kitchen shears were what worked. Regular scissors, big box cutters and small box cutters wouldn't do the job.
  • Cookie sheet.
  • Rubber gloves. The thicker the better. Jenna had some nice, thick yellow gloves that resisted heat well. You can use oven mitts, but your accuracy and control goes way, way down.
     
Turn on the oven to 200 degrees. Anything higher and you're going to get toxic fumes. Even at 200 degrees the melting vinyl smells... interesting, and it can give you a headache.















Using a big piece of roll paper, I laid it over the records and traced the size. I did this so I could plan out my design and make sure I had enough room for all the letters. You don't want to start spelling something and run out of room. How embarrassing. 

Set the cookie sheet in the oven. To speed up the process, I just left the cookie sheet face down so it would stay hot constantly. 
















Once it starts to look sad and floppy, pull it out. Make sure you're wearing your rubber gloves because vinyl gets hot (actually, it technically has more latent heat, but that's just a nerdy clarification). Vinyl hardens in less than a minute, so  you only have a limited time before you have to throw it back in the oven.

The first letter is the hardest to cut out. I had to use a large box cutter and reheat the record multiple times in order to cut through. Once I cut through a little bit, I used the kitchen shears. This process takes a long time. It's easy to get impatient, but I promise that if you get the record hot (and not warm) it's much easier to cut letters/shapes.

 If you're cutting and you feel the vinyl start to harden, don't try to keep going. Just throw it back in the oven and wait for it to heat up again. Not only can you break pieces off, but it's slower and choppier when you try to cut cool pieces of vinyl.
















Keep going. The "Wilkerson" record took about 2 hours to cut out because of how many letters there were. The "Giles" one probably took about an hour.

Your record will warp each time you put it in the oven, so don't expect a flat record at all.



















Make sure your windows are open. I started going insane because of the fumes. I would recommend taking frequent air breaks.



I left the edges of the letters rough because I was too lazy to sand them. I'm assuming you can gently sand the edges if it really bothers you.

You're done!

If this task sounds daunting, start with record bowls. I used the basic design of a record bowl and created a makeup holder for Mary using scraps to shape compartments. Perhaps I'll show that another time.
Also, we used scraps to make fake mustaches.


Reindeer Bottles:
(aka Reinbeer)


The original idea I saw was to decorate beer/root beer bottles as reindeer, but I decorated latte bottles instead. It's a really simple, cute present idea.


Use hot glue. Believe me.




















You can use googly eyes or just draw them on with Sharpie.

Voila! Super easy.


So there you go. There's some stuff to occupy your time and make you look like you don't just watch movies for a living.