Why is it that when you put a mom in a minivan, it suddenly becomes a moving death machine?
And why are the most dangerous moms the ones with a visor to match their tracksuit?
Why do you always wear a white shirt when you eat spaghetti?
Why does my phone CONSTANTLY butt dial people ?
Why is Kelsey Barker so fat?
Why do I always think that fat kids with pig noses have a German accent?
Why is it that when you go to Color Me Mine you picture a intricate, fancy piece of pottery that will eventually be worth millions and considered one of the greatest works of art of all time, but what you end up with is a teapot that looks like someone with Parkinson's painted it with a pile of elephant crap?
Why do chick flicks suck?
Why can't we all have a stash of liquid nitrogen to play with at whim?
Why do I break everything?!
and finally...
Whooooo are you? Who, who? Who, who? Whooooooooooo are you? Who, who? Who, who?
BONUS: What?
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5 comments:
My computer battery keeps jumping from "96% remaining" to "4% remaining" without warning. Lame.
And why IS Kelsey so fat?
These are some of the great mysteries of life. A couple others are
How can I lose my keys with my right hand when I'm holding them in my left hand?
How can I spill something red on myself when I didn't even eat anything red today?
How is it that I can walk into a room four times, looking for the same thing and not remember what that thing is.
Ah, so true, Tairsa! I would add to this list: why do couples always whisper? WHY?!
And Grosland- I feel so bad for Kelsey. I should just lock her in a room and only give her saltines for a few weeks...
I hope I can help you by offering a few insights.
Because it's a FAT, ugly grandma car that has High School Musical stickers on it. Also because you're driving it.
Not all moms in minivans are death machines. Hasty generalization. I think this is your own childhood experience speaking out. hem hem.
People in visors and/or tracksuits are gross.
Because your phone loves me.
Because some people have weight problems, okay? (And Pectus Excavatum). I recently lost 150 pounds. I also used to look like two of my moms put together.
Hoodwinked.
Don't make fun of people with the shakes. Also I am generally disappointed by my artistic creations at color me mine.
I can think of several that don't: Sydney White, She's the Man, Cinderella Story, and Tina Fey. It's not a movie but she's funny. haha.
Because no-one (British spelling) thinks to purchase it.
BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB (coke keychain, rock keychain, antique chair, to name some of my favorites).
The WHO. You can't ask a question on your blog that you already texted to me and I answered.
Kelsey, you made me cry.
All those comments made me laugh.
I should've specified about chick flicks though- I love Sandra Bullock ones and I love most of the teenager comedies. Other than that, no.
and I like that song.
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